A Memoir

In order to reconcile the past and present states, I, as Author of My Story, am moved by 1) the scientific method, 2) “first-hand” experience/knowledge, and 3) sound mind and memory of the whole truth of the matter to personally compose this peaceable paleographic memoir to declare ONCE AND FOR ALL that One is “all present and accounted for from fertilization to last breath” – never to be presumed at war over a violently contrived “particular end” i.e. third party i.e. His Story.

One’s unique genesis known Scientifically as Fertilization/Religiously as Creation is the point where Darwin Meets God – an act of God, Origin of the Species, and extraterritorial “mare incognitum” nativity resulting in a perfect “quintessential” Noah’s Ark/Membership progressing without sunder “alpha to omega” wholly in accordance with Nature’s seamless “evolutionary” due process “ab ovo”;

One’s first in time Ark/Membership is the substantial divine unity of dad’s 23-chromosome sperm and mom’s 23-chromosome ovum constituting an Intelligently Designed/Evolutionary 46-chromosome monozygotic maritime monarchy – an inextricably intertwined original package containing confidential data erroneously offered as a remedy/prosthetic or substitute via “administrative” due process;

I Am, as spirit, prior to the physical/fundamental manifestation of One’s exclusive Ark/Membership – exist without rival as sole owner/occupant of said harmonious water-borne/land-based kingdom wholly succeeding the immemorial dignity of my father’s monarchy and mother’s conception – terminating only upon One’s last expired breath beyond the womb yet still advancing by way of primogeniture;

I Am, as spirit, Lord and Master over One’s Ark/Membership throughout the duration of its continuous and contiguous mortal sojourn – including, but not limited to – personal and private baggage and effects, work(s), or product, be it, input/output, time/energy, intellectual/artistic, property/possessions, physical/spiritual, capital/labor, written/spoken, heirloom/dowry, real/fanciful, or anything otherwise;

I Am, as spirit, always in direct communication with One’s Ark/Membership for I and my father are one complete 46-chromosome “Supreme Being” due to the faultless Laws of Nature and Nature’s God until One’s particular monozygotic maritime monarchy is formally demised “at birth” via the cutting of my umbilical cord – iatrogenesis – giving rise to an historically contrived war of succession.

The Author, Jeffrey W. Gates (via private key)

iatrogenesis: the unintentional causation of an unfavorable health condition (such as disease, injury, infection, or an adverse drug reaction) during the process of providing medical care (such as surgery, drug treatment, hospitalization, or diagnostic testing)

Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary